#!/usr/bin/ruby require "json" nodes = JSON.parse(IO.popen(["knife", "status", "-c", "/var/lib/chef/.chef/knife.rb", "-F", "json"]).read).sort_by { |node| node["name"] } if ARGV[0] == "config" puts "graph_title Chef node status" puts "graph_args --base 1000 --logarithmic" puts "graph_vlabel Time since last checkin" puts "graph_category chef" nodes.each do |node| name = node["name"].split(".").first puts "#{name}.label #{name}" puts "#{name}.type GAUGE" puts "#{name}.min 0" puts "#{name}.warning 14400" puts "#{name}.critical 43200" end else nodes.each do |node| name = node["name"].split(".").first time = Time.now.to_f - node["ohai_time"] puts "#{name}.value #{time}" end end